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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Java for this flash in the pan mobile shit? Sure, they like breaking things.

Java for enterprise? No. They're probably only just finished converting that COBOL system to it, and they started 20 years ago. People have died while making it. They will never change anything.