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The numbers will determine your fate (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Have you considered committing a crime and getting caught so that you can go to prison for a year or two and get free dental?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Imagine a country for which this sounds even remotely viable.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

As much as I can see the appeal of gaming the system, I don't look good in orange.

Also, I have gigs to attend to (filthy bass player here), as well as taking care of my sweetheart, who has wicked mobility issues. I don't think I can do that from a cell.

I like the cut of your jib, tho'.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Best of luck then, friend 🙏

Even though we Australians get mostly free healthcare, teeth are still considered luxury bones that we have to pay for out of pocket too.