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I mean if they've got a decent pear, why not?
There’s pearly any reason to pay for porn these days
You laugh, but eventually camvertisement will be common.
You wouldn't need OnlyFans, but something like Kick, with titles like "Chequitta Banana, fruit insertion HOT HISPANIC MILF", the sex worker just smiling and shrugging at the camera, like a Flintstone appliance saying "its a living".
There'll even be generational sex workers, reunions and conferences, with photos of them mounted opposite of the previous CEO's photos in some hallway at the fruit company HQ.
I grew up watching Demolition Man, this in no way would surprise me.
Oh yeah...?
...how do you use the three seashells? I got cuts from trying myself.