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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I received a notification to use Door Dash yesterday, to order food... while I was cooking soup.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is certainly not a coincidence.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, it was probably dinner time. No grand conspiracy behind that one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

scentsors detected the smell of shit food, push notification sent.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Soup is (almost) always delicious, I won't stand for this slander.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Any soup but mushroom or pumpkin.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Soup is what happens when someone looks at delicious food and thinks “if I water this down, I bet I can make it last twice as long for my starving children.”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

soup is what happens when the fridge isn't totally empty, but somehow's still missing a key ingredient for every recipe you can remember.

so i guess that's not far off, and the rest is just a matter of outlook (and taste)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

seriously, stew is better than soup in every god damn way

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Look at this guy, blithely inviting a holy war to his doorstep.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

i'm just stating an objective fact

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I wonder what's for dinna