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Student charged with felony after pointing finger gun (youtu.be)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] MuAraeOracle 57 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Finger guns are not covered under the 2nd amendment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

But they should be covered under the 1st amendment. The problem is that children don't have many rights in the US.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

It’s the right to bear arms, not the right to bare arms!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yes it does, finger guns 100% existed in the 18th century

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Well you see your honor: the hand is connected to the arm.... And we have the right to bear arms so...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I prefer to have the right to Bear Arms, tbh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The arms are a right, the hands at the end of them are a privilege...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Then ask your bear to make a finger gun

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Ah, the RFK Jr defense. Nice.