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Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread (slrpnk.net)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I was concerned this was going to be a comment about what I put in my shopping cart.

But I can tell I'm an individual of extreme self-discipline because after I filled my shopping cart with chocolate and vodka I return it to the carousel.

Everyone praised me.