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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (5 children)

What’s an appropriately Elvish way to say “Now listen here, you little shit.”?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

You wouldn't understand, spoon ear.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

"I'm sure you're too immature to appreciate this, but..."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Cast thine undivided attention upon me, whelp.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I read the comment talking about New Vegas and then I misread this one as "Elvis" and for a few seconds it made sense to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Some mods let you play aa a ghoul, making you just as functionally immortal as an elf, if slightly less pretty.

So yeah, making fun of immortals for only being lvl 7 works in the Fallout universe too 😁

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Embrace the wisdom of the immortal's experience, you little shit.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

Be sure to throw “spoon-eared fuck” in there too.