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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon wants snacks (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You can't possibly believe this is real.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is the most believable thing I've seen here. Like, isn't this a normal 4chan user?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Yeah that's what I'm most curious about.

Is this an oblivious anon posting about something that happened and that he doesn't understand?

Is it a self-aware anon that did do this but understood it to be an awkward and divisive (for bro and sil) but is playing an ignorant persona for the lulz in RL and on 4chan?

Or is this someone who experienced something like this from another perspective and is posting as if they were the moocher?

A fantasy played out by someone in that position who looked for snacks and then thought about how funny it would be to request they buy more food for him?

Or is it purely a creative writing exercise?

Like I think there are people like many of these completely self-oblivious and entitled people out there, but these stories seem to include all the necessary information to at least entertain, which suggests the author is aware of the layers that seem hidden to the character they are writing about.

Doesn't really matter in the end but it can be fun to think about.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 4 months ago

Does it need to be real just to be roasted?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I dunno fam, I can see this one happening.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Fake and gay, as all greentexts must be

[+] [email protected] -57 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Then your critical thinking skills are god awful. This is some poor ass bait that you fell for.

Edit: Downvote all you want, stupidity should be called out and ridiculed. The lack of critical thinking skills from people today and their willingness to believe obvious bullshit is directly responsible for most of the problems in the world. And it's getting worse at a time when it needs to be getting better. We need to return to the times when idiots were afraid to state their opinions out of fear of shame

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

The downvotes are people shaming and ridiculing you for your stupid opinions. So you're getting exactly what you wanted.