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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon conserves power (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Antivirus protection could be better, though. Oh, and the built in self destruct is kind of a bummer, too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

It is a planned obsolescence.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Figernails are so annoying

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Rip them off.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

If you ever need to claw your way out of a heap of rubble, you'll be thankful for them.