this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm so glad the yellow underline exists in this 60-word screenshot to tell me where I should pay attention. I don't think my poor, dystrophied zoomer brain could sit down for the average 15 seconds it would take otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oooh, a wild "dystrophied" appeared! 😱 So rare, so shiny!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Rare, and I meant to say "atrophied" but can't now because it's been called out. 😩

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

Hey, dialectic morphology has to start somewhere. βœŠπŸΌπŸ€“

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

thanks, you later

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait I need my subway surfer footage

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

And a ton of auto-bad-generated subtitles bumping in the screen

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

The border issues are just theater to distract us all from the real machinations of our universal puppeteers... πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸ«£

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Makes easier to understand it's two different posts from two different people. Easily confused otherwise