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Donald Trump has taken his obsession with crafting falsehoods about Democratic nominee Kamala Harris to the next level, penning his own fan fiction on Tuesday about the vice president.

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[–] [email protected] 140 points 3 months ago (10 children)

In a rant rife with misspellings and baseless conspiracy, Trump wrote: "What are the chances that Crooked Joe Biden, the WORST President in the history of the U.S., whose Presidency was Unconstitutionally STOLEN from him by Kamabla, Barrack HUSSEIN Obama, Crazy Nancy Pelosi, Shifty Adam Schiff, Cryin' Chuck Schumer, and others on the Lunatic Left, CRASHES the Democrat National Convention and tries to take back the Nomination."

The ex-president continued, "He feels that he made a historically tragic mistake by handing over the U.S. Presidency, a COUP, to the people in the World he most hates, and he wants it back, NOW!!!"

I don’t think Trump knows what the constitution is

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Kamabla

So he's just going to once again decide that his Alzheimer's word garbling was a purposeful thing he meant to do that's now totally legitimate? I wonder if he decided that over some covfefe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It might be a shot at making "kama-blah" stick, but it's phonetically very odd with the spelling.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

If he cared enough to say “L Y I N apostrophe” out loud, I don’t see why he’d leave off the H too.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Holy... He's live blogging his meltdown. *grabs popcorn*

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Insane to me this man is in serious contention for the Presidency of the United States in 2024.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago

Honestly that first quote reads like a bad AI impersonating trump, it's that unhinged.

The second before he posted it, an SNL audience would have been in hysterics if someone did an impersonation of him and read that verbatim, as it would have come across as a comically flanderised version of the real him.

Alas, we continue through the bottom of the barrel beneath the one we started in

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Kamabla?

If that’s what he’s going with, he’s toast.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He has said it several times now. I'm still confused by it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I’m guessing he made a typo but doesn’t want to admit it, so now he’s locked in.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

He's deleted typos in the past. He had one tweet referring to "swampman bidan" that he deleted soon after and put the exact same tweet up with Biden's name spelled correctly. But then again he left covfefe up, so who knows why his stable genius abrain makes the decisions it does.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Exactly what I was thinking. It's a common pattern of his; he can't ever be wrong, so when he fucks up he has to act like it was intentional.

This one is going to be extra funny though because his cult will immediately try to imitate it, and we'll get to see them all stumbling over trying to pronounce "Kamabla"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You just made me realize, maybe that’s the point.

He generally refuses to say her name correctly, with the hard first ‘a’ instead of the flatter one. However when you use “blah”, it’s generally a flat ‘a’, and you’d almost never use that hard ‘a’ for “blah” unless you were being sarcastic. Anyways, when using “blah” like you should say her first ‘a’, he now shows he could say it right, he just refuses to.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Giving him too much credit there I think.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Well, yes. But it linguistically triggers english readers into saying her name incorrectly. Even trying to say her name right after using “Kamablah” is difficult to a native speaker.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

He’s either trying to say she talks too much or she’s boring. Either way he’s asking his base to think too much. It’s weak

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

The ex-president continued, "He feels that he made a historically tragic mistake by handing over the U.S. Presidency, a COUP, to the people in the World he most hates, and he wants it back, NOW!!!"

Sure sounds a lot like something he would do himself.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

It is a sort of prize ribbon to have a schoolyard nickname in the unhinged rantings of this weird and demented old man.

[–] [email protected] 102 points 3 months ago (2 children)

He just can't accept that someone willingly can give up power, I think this is very close to what he felt when the 2020 election was "stolen" from him.

And it's funny how he can't let Obama go from his mind, talk about living rent free...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Also worth noting, shouldn’t he be out doing appearances right now instead of drunk posting?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dude doesn't drink.

This is Trump sober.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Alcohol must interfere with the anti-dementia cocktail of drugs he has to take every day.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

What power? Didn't Biden lose? \s

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

At least he didn't sell out to grammarly based on this spelling

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I know Trump doesn't know what the constitution is.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)

He swore to protect it and then violated the one law defined within it that an individual can break that has a prescribed punishment. Why we haven't implemented the prescribed necktie outlined in the constitution I don't know. I guess we just don't want 100% of the people we've tried under that law to be white dudes? And also! What he did was 1000x worse than what John Brown did.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago

Why we haven't implemented the prescribed necktie outlined in the constitution I don't know.

I do: we have at least 34 Senators and 5 SC Justices who let him do it. It's as simple as that. If he didn't have either group of people in his pocket, he'd be in jail right now.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Why we haven’t implemented the prescribed necktie outlined in the constitution I don’t know.

Money buys success at the ballot box and the courts the vast majority of the time.