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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Taking a shit is a human right but you can’t do that in a theater either.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They are actually legally required to have bathrooms...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

In case English is a second language for you I will explain:

in the theater” = the dark place with a screen/stage and amphitheater seating.

at the theater” = the building/collection of buildings that support the screen/stage, such as ticket booths, food and drink vendors, and bathrooms

Please do not shit in the theater or you will be arrested.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Actually my local theater has a special room just for that.