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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Okay I feel like I'd be more sympathetic if I knew what kind of couch it is. If it was something like a hideous faux-suede Ashley's sectional, straight to the gas chambers, but if I'm supposed to be shaming this man for a little d’homme à Canapé leather lovin' with an original chrome-spec Le Corbusier, then I won't take part in your witch hunt.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Vagina couch is full of vaginas.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

I misjudged Vance. Who could resist that?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No offense but I’d rather stick my dick in a twelve thousand dollar escort instead of a twelve thousand dollar couch.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

But can you sit on the escort after making sweet, sweet love to it? Checkmate, athiest

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

You could, you just have to pay extra for that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If I paid them twelve thousand bucks I’d better be able to do whatever I want.