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[–] [email protected] 151 points 3 months ago (6 children)

this exactly describes my childhood view of religion

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I clearly remember the moment when I realized that other people (other than weird fundies) were taking it seriously. I'm not sure what I had thought was going on, my best guess is that I thought praying and going to church was just a weird thing we were all supposed to do out of politeness, like not putting our elbows on the table.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I had the same thing when I was younger! In my head, it was like a thing people do just for tradition(or something?) that everyone knows isn't real, but we play along for fun. Like when you knock on wood or wish on a star. Or when adults talk about what "Santa" brought them (and I don't mean the people that genuinely believe in that shit). I dunno I had the concept well developed in my head like it was all some sort of metaphor and then my mind was blown when I learnt people actually think jesus was a real life wizard

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Lemmites try not to bring up religion challenge

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

why would someone be constantly trying not to bring up religion? what, are we supposed to all just agree to never talk about any religion ever again?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

not exactly sure what you mean, but i'm doing the shit on religion all day every day challenge

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I remember being confused about how I was supposed to distinguish between my own thoughts and god trying to tell me something 🙃

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

one of them is you. the other one is also you

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Came here to write the exact same thing