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[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Fuck proselytizing religions. No, I won't join your stupid fucking cult. Fuck right off.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We dont need to improve the world, we just need to get you to say you to validate our taste in shitty fiction. That's more important.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Wait, wait, wait.

Talk all the shit you want about how people twist the meanings of the book/religion, there are some very good stories in the Bible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

No there aren't.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

but the stories! The poetry!

They're not that good, though. Some of them sorta stand up as mediocre. Compare them to an anthology by, like, le'guinn, known more as a novelist who could maintain consistent characters plot themes and tone for the length of a fucking novel. You know who fucking wins.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah that whole Lot plotline is pretty crazy.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Fuck all religion. No I don’t want to reject reality to play make believe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I can hear your avatar.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's part of capitalism as well.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Fuck that too!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Naw, my religion is cool. I'm a Satanist. We accept reality as revealed by science.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Hail Satan!

Jokes aside, it's good to see more Satanists out in the wild. TST has been doing great shit, and I'm all here for it.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Do you want to talk about Satan?

We enjoy sex, responsible drug use and rock and roll.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Anybody who rebels against the biblical god has the right idea.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are the uh... maggoty cum farts optional or?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

That is part of the concern, yes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I'm listening...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

All hail Satan!