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[–] [email protected] 113 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Laser tanks are impractical. What if the enemy wears mirrored shades? That laser goes right back and kills you instead. You don't want your 100 million dollar tank to be taken out by a pair of Ray-Bans.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

The moment those mirrors stop being perfectly shiny they begin thermal collapse. Which is the real reason mirrors exposed to the atmosphere can't be used as targeting optics.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

That's when you go back to explosives, you don't even need shrapnel anymore, they are already wearing it!

[–] [email protected] 93 points 5 months ago (5 children)

We can put shades on the tank to bounce it right back

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Doesn't that cause a nuclear explosion?

[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

WAR… is.. disco?

Next your gonna tell me the raving rabbits are the ones driving them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Disco Demolition Night. This type of war is not unprecedented.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

I guess war does change.

[–] [email protected] 107 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Classic,but inappropriate. Tanks should not wear aviators, but big chunky goggle style Warby Parkers on sale $1.89

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Str8 outta Fort Sill, Oklahoma BITCHEZ

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2024/04/24/army-has-officially-deployed-laser-weapons-overseas-combat-enemy-drones.html

The Army has officially deployed a pair of high-energy lasers overseas to blast incoming enemy drones out of the sky, the service recently confirmed, marking a major milestone for the U.S. military's ongoing development of futuristic directed-energy weapons.

The 20-kilowatt Palletized High Energy Laser, or P-HEL, "is currently deployed to support the Army's mission" in an undisclosed location abroad, a spokesman for the service's Rapid Capabilities and Critical Technologies Office, which manages its directed-energy portfolio, told Military.com.

I think the bigger concern is enemy UAVs wearing shades.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Big ass solar panels on the drone to capture the energy and charge the drones battery

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yay for undisclosed location! Slava Ukraini!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It could potentially be in the red sea.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I would be fine with that. I'm just a laser loiterer who thinks pirates need to be wiped off the face of the earth in a sizzling manner.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

This is why I never open someone else's makeup bag.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

I HATE THIS SO MUCH

and its soo awesome