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[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I’m not a fan of how casually you used the phrase “controlled bleed”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's certainly preferred to "uncontrolled"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It should never be done casually, I'd let a professional physician handle it if I were you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

They use scalpels, which are basically the same thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

There are few problems in the world that a good dremel can't fix

This might be one of them though

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

You know that whole "erection lasting longer than four hours" bit?

Yeah thats how they fix it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well consider me afraid and unaroused

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Excellent, then we don't need the controlled bleed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Great, now they’re unafraid and aroused. Time for that controlled bleed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago