this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I saw this and was very confused. I was thinking, "well mine just has two balls that unscrew from either end and pull it out" then I realized they're talking about a different ring for a cock

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

I'm call BS. Titanium isn't really very strong (about the same as copper when pure, while specialist Ti alloys are about halfway between aluminium and generic steel). People use titanium when they want something metal which is pretty strong but very lightweight. As an aside, it has pretty meh ductility for a metal and would make a poor bulletproof material, so David Guetta got that wrong too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Man.. I hope I don't ever need one. Worst case, use peptides.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What's the point of a cock ring with no tension?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What if that's their kink?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Pretty bad, because the medics and firefighters didnt concent to be part of it.

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