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[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Segue for me. I pronounced it seg-goo and my mom busted out laughing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I've heard segue being spoken in so many different ways that I have no fucking clue which is the correct. Se-geh, segway, se-goo-ee

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

The second one you wrote is the correct way to pronounce it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That word's spelling is a practical joke and you can't convince me otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Challenge accepted: non-standard spellings are very common. I won't use the obvious example, rough/though/through/tough/cough/enough/Gough, I'll try to keep on theme. So give these ones a go: argue, vague, ague, merengue, brogue, chaise-longue, fatigue... are these all practical jokes or just accidents of lexicographic history?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I was at the store with my partner and I was like

“What’s… kwee-know-ah?”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm still not 100% on how that is pronounced.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

My partner looks at me and says… “KEEN-WAH???” and I’m like uhhh suuuure, that one…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I tend to read it as Sergey without the "r".

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Huh… don’t think I’ve ever seen segue written down. I’d be writing Segway if I had to.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like something you ride or a place that makes so so sandwiches.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Now that I think about it... it makes sense now! A segway is a segue between two places!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Exactly! A segue between the inventor's life and death!