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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Next you’re going to tell me people aren’t signing on to “Arabian Gulf”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This one hasn't passed yet, when it does it'll bring whole new levels of mockery.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

OMG, seriously?

"This bill authorizes the President to enter into negotiations with the government of Denmark to purchase or otherwise acquire Greenland. The bill also renames Greenland as Red, White, and Blueland."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ah yes, let's piss off the counties that have strategic importance