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To be fair, any of us can choke on a cock.
You're right. Clarence has no gag reflex.
It's true, I saw that man take 3 cocks at the same time.
You go to some really weird parties
You can see this at any billionaire party in the DC area.
Apparently you also go to some really weird parties. I never get invited to billionaire orgies :(
And you never will, with a gag reflex like that.
I'm still good for butt stuff though
So does Clarence
God I love this conversation thread.
Sure but he's conservative so it's pretty much a given that he's got some secret kink he's trying to cover for by telling others what they can do with their bodies. Having 3 dicks in his mouth is probably the most normal sexual act he's done in ages, instead of the usual underage amputees vomiting in his asshole or something like that
Not just people. The dogs we had back on the farm did a great job of protecting chickens, but every once in a while they would do the opposite and kill a chicken for themselves. I always thought it was fair. There was an instance where Lady was choking on a mouthful of feathers.
It was a peanut farm. Ironically my spouse is deathly allergic. On the bright side, it gets you out of family gatherings.
You are sweet. Thank you.
That was a wild ride!