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[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Justice Clarence Thomas can choke on a cock.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)

To be fair, any of us can choke on a cock.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

You're right. Clarence has no gag reflex.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's true, I saw that man take 3 cocks at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You go to some really weird parties

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You can see this at any billionaire party in the DC area.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Apparently you also go to some really weird parties. I never get invited to billionaire orgies :(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And you never will, with a gag reflex like that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I'm still good for butt stuff though

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

God I love this conversation thread.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Sure but he's conservative so it's pretty much a given that he's got some secret kink he's trying to cover for by telling others what they can do with their bodies. Having 3 dicks in his mouth is probably the most normal sexual act he's done in ages, instead of the usual underage amputees vomiting in his asshole or something like that

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Not just people. The dogs we had back on the farm did a great job of protecting chickens, but every once in a while they would do the opposite and kill a chicken for themselves. I always thought it was fair. There was an instance where Lady was choking on a mouthful of feathers.

It was a peanut farm. Ironically my spouse is deathly allergic. On the bright side, it gets you out of family gatherings.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

That was a wild ride!