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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

Assuming your math is correct (and I have no reason to doubt that it is) a mass of 10^16 kg would actually be a pretty small moon or moderately sized asteroid. That's actually roughly the mass of Mars' moon Phobos (which is the 75th largest planetary moon in the Solar System).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I was thinking of 10^16kg diamond storage inside a larger SSD that’s the size of a large moon, similar to how a real SSD has data stored in tiny little slivers of silicon inside a much much larger device.

I should have explained that one better. It’s easy to imply such details to keep text shorter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Out of curiosity, why did you say planetary moon? Is there any other kind?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Dwarf planets sometimes have moons (e.g. Pluto)