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Russian government training standards for esports athletes to include 30-meter sprint, push-ups, and mouse click test (meduza.io)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Giving sone Last Starfighter vibes. You're good at playing games? And you can do a short sprint if needed? Off to the military with you, you're going to be flying drones remotely. The running is there for when Ukrainians figure out your location.