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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Project A: Has 6 different implementations of the same complex business logic.

Project B: Has one implementation of the complex business logic... But it's ALL in one function with 17 arguments and 1288 lines of code.

"The toast always lands the buttered side down."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Only 1288 lines? Can I raise you a 6000+ lines stored procedure that calls to multiple different sql functions that each implements a slightly different variation of the same logic?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Feels like my old job.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are there triggers in the sql database? It's too easy otherwise

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Project B is just called neural network

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Actually, I bet you could implement that in less. You should be able to legibly get several weights in one line.