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What a fucked up timeline we live in.
Meh, Elvis went to the house, was even deputized or some shit.
And he was dumber than a Kardashian, if that's possible...
Even if that was true, he had more talent and charisma than the entire Kardashian/Jenner clan combined in his gyrating hips alone.
Ok, but is that relevant here? How many non-violent drug offenders did Elvis get out of prison? Oh right, he did the opposite. They gave him a fucking badge and he was a fucking narc
The one where we kept voting for the lesser evil instead of flipping the Monopoly board.
Effectively, a porn star helping with policies. This is normal.
Better than the real whores in congress.
fuckin a!
I have absolutely nothing against porn stars. Pretty sure a lot of them are just nice and smart people and doing porn is just a pretty well paying job. Calling this vile cunt a porn star is an insult to people who work for their money
It's an election year and Kim Kardashian has a massive Instagram following. That's all this is.
Yeah Harris has a “I guess this is the world now” sorta look on her face.
Andy was right. It’s an amazing comeback story.
"She had cum on her back, I think"