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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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"I want to live forever in AI"

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

would've made more sense if it was rust

(or is the copy intential here?)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

The semantics in Rust would be completely out of wack. What does ownership mean?

I guess the point of the joke is that consciousness is a shallow value.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

#[derive(Clone, Copy)]
struct Consciousness {...}

fn upload_brain(brain: Consciousness) -> Result<(), Error>

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

If we're gonna have a dystopian future, then damn it, it's gonna be memory safe.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Plottwist: consciousness is : Copy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

It's pinned and !Unpin, and only has private constructors.

Uploading is a matter of implementing Clone