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[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (3 children)

DM: succubus charms work on all sexes, even asexual and non-sexed characters.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

How does a succubus sex up someone without genitals to sex with? 🤔 And I don't mean how the power of charm works, I mean mechanically. What are they doing?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Can it not be like sirens singing about your deepest desires to lure you in the water. So asexuals get sung to about snuggling in a blanket with a hot cuppa of Coco.

Maybe the charm of the succubus could be the same for sexual tensions. What they find most desirable to find in others.

The warforged could see the best artificer who is able to understand all the intricacies of your function.

A monk sees a teacher who is able to gently guide their way to mastery.

Etc

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Thanks! That's what I was thinking

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Dunno, radiation? Ultrahorny beam?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Or just let the party have this one. And then do something worse...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Found a video of the warforged and a succubus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Giving that machine the business!