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How to cook a chicken (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

What if I wanted to cook the chicke through friction, by say inserting an object 3 fingers or so thick in and out of its cavity as fast as athletically possible? ... so um... how long can I keep fucking my chicken?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Math says it’ll take more than 2 minutes, so unfortunately it’s out of reach for you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

alternatively, how long do I have to keep choking my chicken to cook it?