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[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Everything is measured now. That has to add to the pressure.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I measure for a living. The concept kinda sucks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I measure only for fun. That doesn't suck.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Grade schoolers are going to get called into the principal's office for not hitting their KPI targets.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hasn't that always been a thing though? Isn't that essentially what report cards are?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But if we pretend it’s a new thing, we can complain about it as if others before us didn’t have that problem.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

To be fair I as a 30 year old feel like things were a lot less hectic 20 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Things were less hectic when you were a ten year old?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Sorry, but everything is already on the list of things I have worry about to survive.