this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Who breaks up with someone and then falls asleep while they're still in the house?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If anyone has a relationship with someone they can't sleep around after breaking up.....run.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Uhh they're already running

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Depends on the relationship.

If you live with someone and you break up with them, you don't expect them to move out that same afternoon? Unless you're offering to put them up in a hotel or something.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No one. This is just a picture between swapping toilets and someone put dishonest text to it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yup. Add this to the never ending “never happened” pile.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

People who don't give a shit

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

lol yeah if a breakup is such a common event in your life you’re just like “we’re done and imma go get some sleep now” that could be a sign you should work on your relationship skills

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I don't date crazies, I'd do it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

This person apparantly .