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[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"This as convincing as saying that alien beings walk among us in disguise as people because some people act very strangely," it said.

We do. The entity's name is Ted Cruz.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

He is definitely one and not several entities.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

His campaign site says he is 100% human.

https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/