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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wouldn’t the wolf understand they were trying to help?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's true that wolves are more intelligent than given credit for and that they're much more afraid of humans than vice versa, but you're not going to befriend a wolf and engage in physical interactions without months of preparation. They treat us as larger predators, and will struggle to avoid being eaten.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably not, no. Wild wolves tend to have only negative interactions with humans and thus instinctively consider them a threat regardless of the specific situation..

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You better sit down for this next part..

Remember The Lion Ling? Turns out lions can't sing and have no concept of monarchic rule!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is true. It's an established fact that lions adopted a unicameral parliamentary system as far back as 1643.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Plx tell me that it was not a lie when every good girl/mermaid/bitch/toy. gets a rich handsome prince and has a happy ever after.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

NAAANIII????? But but but... That's inconceivable!!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Ho Ho Ho Ho, young viking druid! 'Tis a spell I have in my muscle memory!