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Get domesticated, you cold idiot (i.redd.it)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You better sit down for this next part..

Remember The Lion Ling? Turns out lions can't sing and have no concept of monarchic rule!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is true. It's an established fact that lions adopted a unicameral parliamentary system as far back as 1643.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Plx tell me that it was not a lie when every good girl/mermaid/bitch/toy. gets a rich handsome prince and has a happy ever after.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

NAAANIII????? But but but... That's inconceivable!!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Love your username, sir Muscle wizard 😁

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Ho Ho Ho Ho, young viking druid! 'Tis a spell I have in my muscle memory!