this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

We should have flaccid teeth that only get hard when we are hungry and see food

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Thanks, I hate it.

Imagine having to vividly imagine eating a bacon cheeseburger in order to floss or brush. No thank you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Just stick your finger between your flaccid teeth and give them a good rub. No biggie.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

It would have cost you nothing not to promote the concept of tooth boners.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

brb I need to brush my teeth for the 4th time today

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Brushing too much can be a bad thing, especially if you use too much pressure.