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I have attempted science. (mander.xyz)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 7 months ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Looks like they put off the science fair project for too long and had to throw this little number together the weekend before. Been there, I still remember mine: what genre of music will cats like? Hypothesis: classical. Result: hard rock. Sampled 4 cats over 5 genres, took an hour. Methodology was crap. Sample size was crap. It was a non-experiment that scraped a "you tried" grade

[–] [email protected] 49 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Right plant has had a rough life

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You ever just have to sneeze but can’t?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I Have No Mouth and I Must Sneeze.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Closing your mouth or nose during a sneeze increases the pressure in the airways five to 20 times more than a normal sneeze. With no escape, this pressure has to be transmitted elsewhere and that can damage your eyes, ears or blood vessels. Though the risk is low, brain aneurysm, ruptured throat and collapsed lung have been reported.

https://www.sciencealert.com/you-can-stop-a-sneeze-but-heres-why-you-never-should

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Oh shit. My pollen allergy in spring is a death trap.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I've escaped death numerous times it seems. I would say I've stared death in the eyes, but you can't do that when you sneeze.