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US government agencies demand fixable ice cream machines (arstechnica.com)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Damn, that IS super close! Did it move there in January 2017?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Confirmed: superbowl is rigged by McDonald's rump

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

...what does the Superb Owl have to do with Trump’s McDonald's addiction?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Everything.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

You're just saying that because both the superb owl and Trump tried to eat you 😛

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Dark Brandon strikes again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Don't get in between him and his ice cream.