shortypants

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You can't leave us hanging, what's 1st place on your list?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

She's cute so they will back her and continue to vote for her. Florida GOP has figured this out and flexing hard. Run a cute vapid cunt and you're good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The mental gymnastics these people are capable of are depressingly impressive.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Also, fuck you too Megyn.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Megyn Kelly is nasty ~ Donald Trump

Megyn has that short term GOP memory. These people have no soul.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He reminds me of a bearded, pudgy Norm MacDonald.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago

No, I think pussy is an appropriate term here. I'm not a woman and can't gatekeep the term but I think that most women would agree that Putin attacking a children's hospital is a full pussy move.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

But the sign only said No Water Toys Allowed in the Wave Pool.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Get the 7 Eleven multicopy app. You can do all kinds of things.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 months ago (12 children)

They still have a love affair with faxes though. Thank God you can fax from 7 Eleven. You can do pretty much anything from 7 Eleven.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 4 months ago (8 children)

Ryobi cordless leaf blower. You have to aim for the rim because if you hit home it makes you burp.

Actually though, just dab with TP. You'll use much less TP and not need "flushable" wipes that still clog your main sewage line

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