saltnotsugar

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Awww look, he wants to launch the missile!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Poor captain. The light is no longer burning inside him, but defiantly he stands.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I shall introduce a law allowing gruel in the workhouse to be replaced with watered down sawdust.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

Weekend at Chase Manhattan.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I can’t believe they took out that makeover montage set to “Girls Just Want To Have Fun.”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Dog: Oh do you fellows also have yachts?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Bro, do you even LEAP!?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Derek needs to be on the sandwich offender list.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Dear IRS,

How are you? I am well. I paid my tax already when I bought gum at the Gas N Go, and it was 78 cents.

Your pal,
saltnotsugar

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