Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.
saltnotsugar
joined 1 year ago
Poor captain. The light is no longer burning inside him, but defiantly he stands.
I shall introduce a law allowing gruel in the workhouse to be replaced with watered down sawdust.
Weekend at Chase Manhattan.
Shield toad.
I can’t believe they took out that makeover montage set to “Girls Just Want To Have Fun.”
Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)
Dog: Oh do you fellows also have yachts?
Bro, do you even LEAP!?
Derek needs to be on the sandwich offender list.
Dear IRS,
How are you? I am well. I paid my tax already when I bought gum at the Gas N Go, and it was 78 cents.
Your pal,
saltnotsugar
Awww look, he wants to launch the missile!