I'm getting into the habit of making oleo saccharum with any leftover citrus. Throw it in a jar with a bunch of sugar on it, and tomorrow you have syrup.
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That's pretty brilliant. Sadly, I just started a keto diet and can't have sugar. Guess the lemon is going in the trash.
It's still on the cutting board...
OP, u might be colorblind. That's clearly a half of a lime in my fridge
It's me. Hi. I'm the lemon, it's me
Why you gotta call me out like that.
If it's getting bad, use it to do a deep clean on your pans. Let the half lemon soak in the pan and scrub with the rind.
Suddenly I want to make that other hot toddy
Joke's on you, I ran into some lemon stealing whores yesterday.
But...but...I was going to use it...I am sure of it!
Jokes on you. The lemon became sentient and threw me away.
NEVER!
Works great for freshening up the disposal
This is the way, throw the lemon in there with some ice cubes.
Jokes on you, it's four half limes in my fridge
Couldn't hold them?
It's in my freezer
Or just buy one of these instead of buying the lemon. It lasts I don't know how long, but a very long time.
The zest from those sucks! XD
This is the first time I’ve seen downvotes for something where someone is just giving an innocuous opinion. This says to me that Lemmy has foodies
It just reminds me of this image:
I'm amused, to be honest.
Or they have access to a lemon tree
I really wish I had a lemon tree!! I love lemons...not even just putting them in anything, but eating them plain. But then if I had a lemon tree I probably wouldn't have any teeth left from eating too many lol.
For thousands of years!
Is that one they found in an Egyptian tomb still usable on white fish?
but my mom says it helps against the bad smell