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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't think many Lithuanian Gay Cougars are soulless gingers. πŸ€”

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Second best monolog in that movie. The Desert Eagle vs Replica scene is still my favorite.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

You're in the clear my man. It is well established that penises smaller than 3 inches are low priority for the transmission viral and bacterial infections from sexual contact. Sex workers are trained to release STDs or not, much like a snake can withhold venom when striking. /s

Seriously go get tested and wrap it next time.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Center bottom is all wrong. Should be this:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No, the rats have to be poor. Rich rats would find a way to help him out.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Even the Maiar know the rules of the road.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A more perfect union, that can establish justice and domestic tranquility. One that provides for the common defense, promotes the general welfare, and secures the blessing of liberty for ourselves and future generations.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can't pick up chicks in a tank!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And the SCOTUS just ruled that companies can murder 2 9/11s worth of employees annually.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Per quarter or just in general?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
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