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How would you hide the body of a 165 Ib, 78 year-old white male who is approximately 6 feet tall?
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Feed the body to pigs.
Mixed feelings because I want to share the correct method but doing so could prevent justice from being served.
Instead, just go with that pig method, I'm sure butchering a human body wont create piles of evidence on every surface, and truly pigs are magical machines that leave no trace of what goes in from what comes out.
Congress?
Compost bin
Prop him up beside the jukebox. Fill his boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in his hand... Nobody will even suspect he's dead!
Consider finding yourself a "pickup man" with a 6-foot bed that never has to be made. Perfect size for your needs.
Depends upon what your are hiding it from.
If the white male is a human and understands your language, maybe you can convince it to hide - in your closet / behind a tree / under a bed / behind some bushes etc.
If I answer that, then you'll find all the other ones.
Just tow it outside of the environment
Into another environment?
No, no, no, it was towed beyond the environment. It’s not in the environment.
So what's out there then?
Move it to heaven or hell.
Very obvious...You hide the body at the cemetery
wait I've never thought about this
Just tell him "hey, aren't they serving dinner at the home soon? I heard it's Jello night!" and he'll leave.
We do a bit of pension fraud