onwardknave

I remember the time I was minding my own business, drinking a big cold glass of somethingorother, and the straw, I shit you not, turned right into a dick. It was big and meaty and I thought to myself "well, I have to turn in my truck nuts, now."

I have come to help you remember what the beanis.

Earth isn't tidally locked to its Moon, though.

You're already radical, hon. 😉