Had this conversation with my stepmom. She is complaining that peaches cost $1 each. She thinks this is too expensive and that the cost will go down now. I'm quietly kind of amazed that she thinks that she'll even find a peach that didn't rot on the ground for less than $10 or whatever they will cost once the labor goes up. I didn't say anything to her about it because it just doesn't matter anymore. It is pointless even to converse about any topic. We experience separate realities. She believes happy days are finally here, and I just don't care if she sees another peach ever again in her lifetime. Whatever happens to the peaches is her fault.
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joined 8 months ago
So this cowboy puppy comes in here and says: I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw
Would also like to stop hearing the word Unhinged. I don't think it carries any value anymore.
Do you know what a shit barometer is, boy? Measures the Shit Pressure in the air. When the Barometer rises, and you'll feel it too, your ears will implode with the Shit Pressure. I tried to warn you, Bubs, but you picked the wrong side! Beware, the Shit Winds are a-comin!
They’ll fall in line pretty soon.
Revenant woman Screaming down the street Revenant woman The kind I’d like to stay very, very far the fuck away from
from “Revenant Woman” by Roy Orbison
I have about 5 pounds of bicentennial quarters.
Works every time!
Trump: No, many people are saying I'm the biggest whiner, like no one has ever seen, very whiny and powerful, frankly, and not only that, I'll take it one step further with [invitation to stochastic terrorism]
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