nightofmichelinstars

You're right but also it's weird that we have a common phrase that means "exactly two" when we could just say "two". I think about that sometimes.

The cleanest breath you'll ever take

Morlocks

As a software engineer, I really thought an EM had found a way to fuck an EC2 instance before I read your second sentence. But yeah what a scumbag.

*that there

Trump's ear doesn't look like that at all. (I'm not making a shooting joke, I mean really that's not his ear. )

This might be just me but I feel like they help me think about time more clearly, and manage my time better. Maybe I'm a visual learner.

on their own time

Nice

I really needed to be left alone after school because I am deeply introverted, and spending eight hours with all those people was so draining, even though I usually managed to not actually talk to anyone most days.

It wasn't that I didn't like my parents. I didn't have any battery left and I didn't know how to communicate that.

Consider it a stepping stone towards world peace.

Melania:

Smash it like the office space computer and feel amazing.