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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

You failed as a teacher, volume 1

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Who cares. Analog audio, video, phones, all out the window. Next people will be complaining people don't even know anything about vacuum tubes. Digital clocks are easier to read and make more fuckin sense. Leave the kids alone. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm a millenial and I can read analog clocks, but it takes me a few seconds, it's not as instant as with digital ones.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Especially when they have no numbers.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OK let's have a lesson for those who find this difficult. First, remember that little kids pick this up quickly and easily, so you can too!

We all know there are 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, and 24 hours in a day, right? and that the day is divided into the a.m. of 12 hours and the p.m. of 12 hours.

So analog clocks show those 12 hours as the numbers 1-12 evenly spaced around the clock face. Now look a little closer and you see it's also divided into 60 marks with a tick mark for each of the 60 seconds/minute or 60 minutes/hour. Hang on, we're almost there!

The little hand points to the HOUR number (1-12). If it's in between two numbers, that means the time is in between those two hours.

The big hand points to the MINUTE tick mark. Notice that the 1-12 numbers coincide with each 5th tick mark so it's easy to count them. Just count by 5's! So if the big hand is between the 3 and the 4, that means the minute of the hour is between 15 and 20, look at which tick mark for the exact minute.

Now, can you figure out how the second hand works? Good! Kindergarten dismissed!

/s

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I can tell the time perfectly well unless someone asks me what time it is. Then my brain is completely useless and I just have to twist my wrist around awkwardly to show them.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Back to kindergarten then.

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't believe this for a second. You can literally just look at it and intuitively understand. Not to mention part of the standard elementary school curriculum is how to read a clock.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Real reason is probably that the schools don't have the budget to pay for the batteries, or for someone to make sure the time is correct on all of them in the school...

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Wait...you think those are intuitive? Fuck no.

Who's going to intuitively know that "long hand pointing at 2" means "10 minutes after the hour"? Also, having the long hand for minutes is super unintuitive when hours are longer than minutes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Minutes are the smaller time division with 60 possible values so that hand is longer to reach to the tick marks for easier reading of the exact minute.

The hour hand only needs to distinguish between 12 possible values that are more spread out around the perimeter, so it doesn't need to reach very far to tell which hour out of 12 it is.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

May not be super intuitive, but getting rid of them is intellectually lazy. If you know an hour is 60 minutes, it makes enough sense.

If an hour is 60 minutes, 60/12 is 5 minutes per number on the clock. Long hand is minutes because there are more minutes in a day than hours. Or at least that's how I can rationalize it.

If you can explain an analog clock that quickly, it's just lazy for them to not learn it. It also has cross application to make people more comfortable with mental math and multiples commonly seen in trigonometry.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

bruh I can read analogue clocks and I'm gen z. it's probably rage bait though, so who cares :/

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

it's not rage bait, I've seen it happen plenty of times

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's true. I teach college kids, and a couple of years ago my class was taking a midterm. The room didn't have a clock so I put my watch on the document camera display so they'd know how much time was left. A girl in the front row asked me what time it was, because she couldn't tell time. After she turned in her test, thinking she must be kind of embarrassed about this, I told her I'd be happy to teach her how to tell time. She gave me a look like "ok, boomer" and said no thanks.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Yeah that girl is going places in life. Though probably not on time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Anyone who wants to understand how to read an analog clock can learn it in two minutes, it's not like you need to be taught in school. edit to add: My brother recently told me that he was at the library and his friend's teenage daughter looked at the analog clock and said indignantly "I can't read that!" So apparently it is true that people aren't learning simple skills like this.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Are all public clocks in the US digital clocks? Off the top of my head, I can tell you 4 locations within walking distance that have analog clocks, one of them being the train station.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The point is the instinct to check phone for the time is so strong that they're not looking around for clocks.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Nope, it still seems like most of the ones I see are analog, as in my library example. Probably most people ignore them and just check their phones for the time since they are constantly looking at them anyway.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Honest question; why would they? Digital clocks and watches are have been cheaper and more accurate (and as a result more ubiquitous) for many years now. I think there's a strong argument that analogue clocks are obsolete, and that's why teens and kids aren't learning to read them.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I personally know how to read an analog watch but I do it so rarely that it takes a bit of time thinking before I figure it out and convert it to 24 hour time. Because I use digital time absolutely everywhere and never analog time.

Hell I even got a digital wrist watch, mostly because it's easier and faster to read for me but also because it's more accurate. I will admit that the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy also played a role in the purchase.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Digital vs. analog watches that run on batteries are no more or less accurate because of how the time is displayed. I have a digital clock display on my battery-powered cordless phone (yes I also have a landline) that is constantly plugged into a power source and it loses a minute or two every day. Your computer and phone only keep displaying the correct time because they frequently update themselves from an online source.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My watch frequently (daily but only if I'm sleeping with it, for some reason) updates itself via radio. It's generally accurate to a second or maybe even half a second. But the main reason, It's easier to tell exactly what the time is in seconds when it's digital compared to a fast spinning stick. Not that it really matters, I just like it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I just really enjoy the photo, the character looks funny. I agree that shit like this just causes division but at the same time it's like any other rude meme towards group X or person Y. just another dumb meme to go ha ha to and move on

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