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My cells know better than to start any shit. They saw what I did to the appendix when he started acting up.

I'm at a loss for how ingenious this is

Fight fire with gunfire!

Hear hear

Twitter banned in Europe when?

Everyone's saying so the parents don't have to worry, but there's also an evolutionary / natural selection aspect to it. Those that ensure their kids had kids are more likely to successfully ensure their genes are passed on than those that don't. Also, grandparents can help alleviate the burden of raising a child and allow parents to make even more kids

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/how-much-did-grandmothers-influence-human-evolution-180976665/

Unethical pro tip: write obviously wrong documentation, post it somewhere, and then wait for people to flame you while explaining the correct methods.

I'm ashamed to admit I've done that a couple of times when I was completly ignored for straight up asking how to do something.

Counterpoint: Breaking Bad season 5

I get it, it's internet hyperbole. But dude, if that happens please fight back. Protests, voting, or god forbid gunfire if need be. But don't just give up and die, that's what they want.

Yeah, it was very strong yesterday

Yeah, I totally get that. I figured it'd be "grass" or something, but I suppose it works.

Also here's a pic of a plaque that was on the wall with some explanation text