mendiCAN

it'd be a funny bit if op used ai to write this

This ain't no limp-wristed woke-fest

Expect riveting speeches that'll wake the dead

Hmmmmm will there be woke or?

Rock-Solid supporters standing tall

Do you have any pictures of this cat laying with the birds? For science?

Fugue States maybe

Hydroxyapatite is extracted from cow bone and added because it allegedly helps teeth absorb calcium, though the claim is dubious

And its got animal products for no goddamn reason? Lead and fucking dead bodies fuck I'm just trying to live here!! Fucking shit ass gotdamnable hellworld fuuuuuuu-

ahem

I read a long time ago that it's nearly as good to just brush yer teeth with water, guess Im doing that now.

Several children’s toothpastes, like Dr Brown’s Baby Toothpaste, did not test positive for any metals and did not contain the ingredients in question.

There's this option too, if you can find some it might be the only torture-free-unpoisonpaste option

Fuck I'm angry

BINGO! I really enjoyed this thanks

This one goes hard

Without even changing a thing the OG has those jackass mfs following a dubious sign right offa cliff

Can't be, birds don't even have dicks