figjam

Thats good to hear.

I worked at a summer camp with a wolf spider as roommate in my cabin. I told him she could stay as long as she didn't bite the kids. All other counselors complained about mice in their cabins but were surprised I didn't have any.

Fast forward to the last week of camp. Stupid loudmouth kid sees the spider and hits it with a broom. Kids all scream and I run back inside. Asshole kid is trying to squish her and I stop him and get her outside. I scold the kid and he is unrepentant. Last morning in camp he wakes up with a swolen lip that is rapidly taking over his face. He isn't having an allergic reaction but his whole face looks like sloth from the goonies. As I put him on the bus to go home he is crying because his mom won't recognize him. "Well, maybe next time leave the spider alone"

Shame

You are getting buried but its true. Wilson, Reagan, Harrison, Hoover. There's a lot of past jerks.

My sister did this with her then boyfriend by canoeing down the Mississippi River.

Awww poor you.

Nah, they've seen behind the curtain

We hold out forever. The cat is out of the bag and the horses have left the barn. There is no going back. Turn that downtown space into apartments and all of those ancillary businesses have customers again.

My personal rule for eol and my pets is whether or not they can enjoy the things they used to. Can't get into your window seat? Here are some stairs. Can't go up the stairs to your window seat due to pain...I'm afraid we need to go for a ride soon.

The only way to win the game is to not play.

No shit! If it can clean catboxes and fold the laundry I'm so down.

They invented capitalism because boob hoarding was inefficient.