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Alberta’s rep as the Texas of Canada seems more and more accurate every day.

Look up Jaime Loftus’ excellent podcast “My Year in MENSA” for an in-depth look at the organization.

I miss the old Onion where they had an occasional column written by “Christopher Walken” called “Walken in LA.”

Yeah, all the detail was the bare minimum to show that the car was used as a weapon.

“Dan Quayle: the best reason not to assassinate George Bush” - Ice-T

I can’t even read this shit anymore. I’m almost more furious with the Democrats than the republicans at this point. Every single nominee should have been a knock-down, drag-out fight. We’d be better off with an empty cabinet than the array of lickspittles and lunatics in there now.

It’s really bad when Tulsi Gabbard is one of the only trustworthy people in the administration.

I don’t want to be “pretty,” I want to be devastatingly handsome. I want to be actaeonizingly beautiful to all genders.

I learned yesterday that the USFL was initially supposed to be a summer league, to give football players who weren’t NFL-ready out of college a chance to upskill. Donald Trump insisted it have games in the fall, directly competing with the NFL instead. The league failed the same year it moved.

Donald Trump is the anti-Midas: everything he touches turns into garbage.

They were probably thinking “the fence will go up next week” and then “oh dang, we don’t have the money for the fence now.”

You can tell it’s parody because it describes an actual valuable feature.

Over 1000x the attendance at the military parade.

This headline is garbage. You could put just about any Fortune 500 company’s name in there and the headline would still be accurate.